4.5 million years ago the Earth was invented.

And after a few thousand bank holidays or so, life woke up.

In this 6 part series, Paul Litchfield will tread where David Attenborough fears to trod.

Join him as he presents this almost natural sounding history.

Scientists know more about the 1977 film spin off ‘Are You Being Served’ than they do the deepest depths of our oceans.

It’s time for Paul to face facts fat face.

Welcome all*

Welcome. To the wild orb!



*even primate change deniers